Thursday, May 7, 2009

Jelung Minjam (loan shark)




Ni hao..ni hao..wo ai ni..wo ai ni pangyau..

Ini hali Towkey ala lambat sikit masuk itu enteli..
Itu ala masalah teklikal dengan itu line laa...

Apa macam sikalang kawan-kawan towkey?
Itu Hisham, kombar CD lan itu Che-deal sulah berkumpul sumua..

Haiya..manyak mising la liaolang..

Mising sampai saya munya customer mau minjam lali woo..
Liaolang lengki itu amoi Camelon Liaz manyak suka sama saiya..

Hali ini munya belita saiya baca..

Girl held for loansharking

SINGAPORE: Four Singaporean girls aged 15 and 16 years have been arrested for suspected involvement in loan sharking activities.

The first suspect was detained by two members of the public while the other three were taken into custody on Sunday through follow-up investigations.

Police said a man was leaving his flat when he saw two female teenagers behaving suspiciously along the corridor near a staircase landing.

The two teens fled when they realised they had been spotted, but the man gave chase, joined by his father who happened to be walking home.

Together, they managed to detain one of the girls at a nearby void deck.

The girl had on her a marker, cans of paints and plastic bags of paint. Loan shark graffitti believed to have been scrawled by the girls was also found at the staircase landing of one block in the vicinity.

In just the first three months of the year, police had to deal with nearly 4,000 cases of loan shark harassment tactics.

That is double the number in the same period last year. — The Straits Times / Asia News Network

Komen dali Towkey Wong:

Ini yang muat towkey cukup malah. Haiyaa..pasal apa libat itu mudak-mudak dalam itu misnes. Manyak bahaya..

Mudak-mudak patut pigi sekolah la, melajar lajin-lajin jali itu majistelit ka, ahlil muzik ka, loktor ka..

Kalau itu olang talak mau mayar balik, muat apa habis luit beli itu cat melah simbah itu lumah la?..

Simpan la itu luit.

Itu loanshark haa patut telepon itu CTOS, kasi blacklist itu nama la..muat macam itu PTPTipu..ehh mukan..PTPTN..talak bayar itu luit, tak moleh pigi itu oversea, tak moleh minjam lagi..

Tapi, towkey haa..manyak maik punya..legal munya misnes. Mana ala towkey jadi itu along maa..Towkey bagi itu zelo intelest munya..

Sumua customer towkey manyak sayang sama towkey..

Hali Chap Goh Meh manyak melanja towkey makan sotong lan ulang tepung kat Kuala Telengganu ma..

Towkey mana ada kasi hantam itu olang minjam..Towkey kasi itu leverse psikologi maa..Towkey kasi itu tazkilah (tazkirah) woo..

Manyak nangis mila dengar itu tazkilah dali towkey..

7 comments:

  1. budak2 pegi sekolah,
    pegi sekolah naik basikal sampai ke sabah,
    Ala ka patut budak2 tuh,
    Tak munasabah naik basikal sampai ke sabah...

    ps: pantun 4 sekerat utk towkey..jawab...jawab..

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  2. Haiyaa..ini favolite saiya la jawab itu mantun woo..
    Dulu saiya major in kungfu lan minor in mantun,
    Ini njawabnya...

    Pelegi ke Sabah naik itu masikal,
    Naik masikal lengan amoi salji,
    Memang munasabah naik masikal,
    Pasal itu keleta talak lapat lagi..

    Lu dah jual mantun, saiya meli,
    Sikalang saiya jual mantun, lu beli...
    Jawab..jawab..jawab...

    Tengok Tiwi, beli Tiwi,
    Tiwi ditengok di dalam lolong,
    Pasal apa talak mau beli tiwi,
    Mau meli, finance la lengan taukewong...

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  3. Taukey,

    diorg sje suke2 gune bebudak, bukan pe, sape nak perasan,.

    taukey guna sapa plak??itu tapir che-deal ye??heheh

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  4. towkey..memei laa diolang pelegi sikolah laik itu basikal...sebab lumah diolang dkt sabah lo...

    wa beli lu punya mantu...

    Beli Tiwi, Tengok Tiwi,
    Tiwi ditengok di lumah che-deal,
    lulu-lulu wa sulah beli itu tiwi,

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  5. sambungan...tersalah post la..

    Beli Tiwi, Tengok Tiwi,
    Tiwi ditengok di lumah che-deal,
    lulu-lulu wa sulah beli itu tiwi,
    tapi lu sulah lampas tiwi sama wa...then lu suluh wa minjam sama lu nak beli itu tiwi, nanti lu pangkah wa punya lumah dengan cat melah...mayak takut loh....talak mau..talak mau...

    p/s:pantun 38 kerat sepecial untuk towkey, kasi layan jiwang tengah malam..

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  6. Towkey Wong said to cik Hula,

    Saiya mana ala guna apa-apa..
    Saiya misnes maik-maik punya...
    Saya kasi itu nasihat, pepatah cina, pepatah Yindia, leverse psikologi, role playing lan macam-macam lagi lengan customer saiya...
    Tapir che-deal mahal la lia munya charge kalau mau guna..
    Che-deal manyak kelekut munya olang...

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  7. itu pasal misnes taukey banyak maju ya??bgus..bagus, boleh ah sye jadi taukey punye misnes partner.. sya bilang duir saja, lebih masuk saya punya poket maa...

    hehe

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